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Mistletoe...[Audio post.]

Come ON! You need to totally get out more! There are two handsome bachelors are out there waiting for you and all you're doing is sitting here reading while your partner bakes! Get out there and get some action!

Does anyone know how to silence these things? Mine has not stopped speaking for an hour now.

Seriously! I'm sure you need to get some action. Look at you! Don't let that beauty go to waste!

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I've been takin' 'em out with a bokuto, but another one just shows up later.

Then simply disposing of them is useless. Perhaps they can be trapped.

TRAPPED?! What?! Like you are now! Get out there dammit!

Might work.

Hey! A chick! What're you waiting for? Knock her-Thunk! Hey! You know I'm not gonna stop just cuz I'm in here, right?

Now I just need to find somethin' soundproof.

Here.

[Attachment: A very thick jar willed with tissue.]

That should work.

[Attachment received]

Ooo! A gift! What is it? Is it-huh? Thunk!

Finally quiet. Thanks.

I am happy to help.

I do not know but I would like to know.

Come on he's right, you both need to get laid!

This creature has been bothering me all day, seems most people have this issue.

Issue?! come on you know you want to get laid with th-

S-seems the only thing I can do is cover it so no one can hear.

I am thinking of trapping mine within a container of some kind. Perhaps we can work together. That may work.

Working together huh? I say you should put your time to better use and-AWWWWH!

[The mistletoe is interrupted by a quick whap to it with the butt end of Tenenbaum's revolver]

Perhaps you should bring your mistletoe creature to my apartment and we can figure something out.

I-I suppose it is a good idea to at least contain these creatures.

Going to her apartment huh? You should get lucky!

I am on my way, the sooner I remove this creature the better.

I will see you soon then.

Did you have to hit me so hard? OW!

[a knocking could be heard on the door of Dr.Tenenbaum's apartment] Brigid? I'm here

[The door opens to reveal Tenenbaum. She smiles gently and motions for Henry to enter.]

Do come in. I have found a small vessel that works but it only goes so far. I do not have many thick jars, unfortunately.

[Henry returned the smile gently]

Thank you, I've found holding onto it keeps it quiet for a time but it only does so much

[the creature slips out of his hand]

Woo finally free! Now you two get in there and get busy!

[Tenenbaum quickly takes out her revolver and whaps the Mistletoe upside it's frame before grabbing it and taking it into the kitchen. She places it inside the thick jar full of tissue and her own mistletoe.]

There. That should hold them, for now.

[The Mistletoe screams as it goes in the jar. Henry smiled appreciatively]

Thank you. Now I can hear myself think.

As can I. We must find a way to silence them, however. It is obvious killing them does not work. The jar might hold, but I am unsure. Any ideas?

Mmm well short of removing what gives them the ability to speak, I think someone would either have to give into their lewd demands or wait until they disperse.

[He looked obviously embarrassed by the thought of his own assessment but tried to cover it up with an awkward smile.]

[She notices the embarrassed look but does not say anything about it. She herself is quite embarrassed and is simply trying to use her apathy to cover it up.]

Their demands are ludicrous. They seem to possess knowledge about an individual though. Knowledge others may not even have. They are quite strange.

[Henry looked rather grim at Tenenbaum's statement, she knew that they knew about the person and didn't simply make lewd comments.]

How long do you think the jar will hold?

Should they have no offensive capabilities or the ability to shatter glass with their voices? The duration of this plague.

Should they have some such abilities? Until they grow tired of being in the jar.

[nodded]

Then let's hope they can not.

[Henry gave a look of horrified realization]

Brigid I will have to excuse myself for this evening. Thank you for aiding in getting rid of this creature.

[He'd wave and turn to head out the door.]

[Her face quickly turns from apathy to worry. What has gotten him suddenly so spooked?]

I-If you must. I understand. Good Evening then, Henry.

*Hic* I'mf afraid that trappings them *Hic* Doesn helpsh

Kats...are you alright?

Nope!

Light weight!

Feather weight!

shake weight!

I've found zat in my expheriments tha' only way ta keep em busy ish wiff boozes.

And they wouldn't stop teasing him till he drank some too

I see. Well then, perhaps I can help you keep them...busy. Would you mind too terribly much if I can over to help you?

Shore!

[Attached: Location data...apparently even drunk he can still handle his tech]

Yeah baby come on and join the fun! Plenty of drinks for all!

Alright who's next for Dance Dance game?

[Attachment: Received.]

I will be there soon. I may even bring some of my own drinks with me.

[Does she have a plan? Oh no...not at all.]

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